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The Best Exotic Muggle Hotel

Title: The Best Exotic Muggle Hotel
Author therealsnape
Characters: Narcissa Malfoy / Fiona Zabini
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 7150
Summary: One has style. If nothing else, one still has style.
Author’s Notes: Many thanks to my wonderful beta, kellychambliss, who has a great eye for style as well as for the nuts and bolts of a story, and who improves everything I write.

Since genfic is allowed as well in this com, as long as it celebrates one of the old ladies (sorry, Narcissa), here's a story that happened because one of my flisties wrote about her Ikea trips, and I visited a hotel located in a former prison. Hence the pictures.

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For quite some time now this lovely com has seen little action. I tried to post something last year, and found posting was set to 'moderated'. But this seems to be solved now.

The hp_oldladysb com should not go gently into that good night of lessening fandom interest; it's far too valuable a place for that to happen.

My good intention for 2017 is to keep the place alive and kicking. Please do post and repost stories, all of you OLSB fans. And post recs as well. Together we can keep the spirit up.

Here's the first one.

This story was written as a gift for kellychambliss in the rarepair_shorts summer wishlist.

Title: For Her Sins
Author therealsnape
Pairing: Poppy Pomfrey / Pomona Sprout
Request: summer hols
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 2500
Summary: Poppy never wanted to do it - her friends made her. It's all their fault. Well, nearly all.
Author's Notes: Poor Poppy isn't the only one to suffer like this.

Many thanks to my two lovely betas, miss_morland and lash_larue, who did their utmost to keep me on the grammatical straight-and-narrow and whose suggestions were invaluable.

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fic: O Gentle Faustus (Minerva)

Title: O Gentle Faustus
Author: eldritcher
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8500
Characters and/or Pairings: Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Voldemort.
Summary: In which Minerva McGongall reads Faustus, casts a Cruciatus or two, and winds up in Inverness.
Warnings: Wartime, vulgar words.
[Written for the MinervaFest2014]

read here


2014 Sapphic Love Fest - Prompting is Open

Prompting is currently open at hpsapphicappeals second annual Sapphic Love Fest here. You can prompt as many times as you want and claiming will open June 24.

Fest Milestone Timing
Fest Rules Posted by June 1
Prompting June 1 to June 21
Prompt Lists Published by June 23
Claiming June 24 to September 15
Works Due September 24
Posting October 1 onwards
Title: Azrael
Author: eldritcher
Pairing (optional): None
Rating: G
Summary: Circa 1979 - In which Walburga Black is playing a game she doesn't quite understand, Minerva McGonagall is a rare breed of woman, and Voldemort likes to read Gothic Poe stories.



Title: Past the Port
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Horace Slughorn, Rubeus Hagrid. Various pairings mentioned, but nothing explicit.
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~5400

Two things of which Minerva was very fond were propriety and Scotch. It was so rare these days, she reflected, that Scotch got a look-in.

A story about the trials of life, the joy of experience, and the importance of friendship – in which Horace soul-searches, Hagrid blushes, and Minerva surprises them both.

Warnings: Tipsy professors?

Author's Notes: This was written for miss_morland in the 2013 edition of the delightful hoggywartyxmas fest. I tried to include a few of Miss M's different prompts, here: ‘McGonagall/older woman,’ ‘Someone spends Christmas alone, against their will,’ and ‘The Little Match Girl’.

There comes a point in every party – at least, in every party at which the stiffer aqua vitae of life are served – when the guests have two fundamental options. Either, they may sense the oncoming roll of head with respect to horizon, feel the recalcitrance of foot for straight line and tongue for complex syllable, and deem the point at hand an excellent one at which to make polite – if slightly overfond – goodbyes, and return themselves to bed before anything embarrassing might happen. Alternatively, they might grab the nearest decanter and carry on regardless.Collapse )
Title: Proceedings from the Herbologists’ Fortnightly
Author: purplefluffycat
Pairing: Pomona Sprout/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Content: Submission, orgasm denial (ultimately satisfied), mild pain play and restraints.
Word Count: About 2000

Summary/Description: Pomona had admitted it properly to herself for the first time this year: she was lonely, and sick and tired of not having any sex. This is the tale of what happens when a clever lady takes steps to ensure her own pleasure.

Author's Notes: This was written for venturous in daily_deviant's 2013 Kinky Kristmas fest, with the prompt, ‘Pomona finds an unlikely playmate who takes her where she needs to go; someone who helps her celebrate her lush, mature body, and releases her inner goddess.’ It was also somewhat inspired by the memoir, 'A Round-Heeled Woman,' by Jane Juska.

She had done exactly what any sensible, educated witch might have done at two in the morning in a fit of there’s-nothing-to-lose: place a discreet personal advert on the inner-back page of ‘Herbologists’ Fortnightly’.Collapse )
Title: Friends Forever
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Sybill Trelawney/Alecto Carrow
Rating: R
Warnings: Brief threat of violence
Word Count: About 3000
Summary/Description: Bad relationships don't necessarily start out that way.

Author's Notes: An unlikely pairing, generated by daily_deviant's 'alternate pairing' challenge. (the mods' wobbly smiley says it all: "o_O") - but the more I thought about these two, the more that a history between them made some sense. I hope you like what I've come up with, here.

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Title: His, To Reason Why
Author: purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Apollyon Pringle, Arabella Figg/Gideon Prewett/Fabian Prewett, Bellatrix Lestrange/Lord Voldemort, Dolores Umbridge/Lucius Malfoy (unrequited), Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Argus Filch
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Padlocks
Other Warnings: Chastity devices, incest between brothers, masturbation, mild BDSM
Word Count: About 2600

Summary/Description: Apollyon gave the address differently, depending on who was asking. He had two different business cards – one bold, loud and innocent, and the other understated in neat, black script – and two different front doors. Upon both, however, were the same simple words: Apollyon Pringle. Locksmith.

Author's Notes: This was written for daily_deviant's theme, 'Padlocks'. Initially, I thought of a number of ways this could go; luckily Apollyon let me have a go at including several of them! Quite a lot of thinkerty-thoughts to go with the erotica, this time.

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Here Kitty Kitty

Title: Here Kitty Kitty
Author: Whitedragon1988
Pairing: Minerva/Umbridge
Going to be Nc-17
Summary: The toad really does love cats.
AN:  Request from a guest, I just couldn't resist.

Going to a two part fic here is Part 1